WELCOME TO

GOONCAVE

PRIVATE INTERNET // EST. 2003 // OPERATOR

/// GOONCAVE DESKTOP /// SPAWNING WINDOWS...

NOW PLAYING GOONCAVE RADIO click to open WINAMP

SYSTEM TIME 00:00:00 FRI // 2003

QUICK LAUNCH OPEN ARCHIVE browse your media

◈ START 🖼 ♫ 🌐 ▣

ONLINE · 00:00

GOONCAVE OSV2003.09

🖼 MEDIA ARCHIVE ♫ WINAMP 🌐 THE WEB ▣ VISUAL ROOM ✏ CAPTION LAB ⚙ CONTROL PANEL

🖼️ARCHIVEMedia files 📺CAVE TVAuto-play room 💿WINAMPMusic room ✏️CAPTION LABMeme factory 🎞️GIF FORGEVideo → GIF 💬GUESTBOOKFriend network 🕹️ARCADEMini games ⚙️CONTROLSystem settings

★ QUICK DROP

⬇

DROP IMAGES / VIDEOS or click to choose local files

★ RECENTLY ADDED

★ DAILY CAVE CHALLENGE

UPLOAD ONE THINGAdd something to the archive.

CHECK PROGRESS

/// MEDIA ARCHIVE ///

THE ARCHIVE

SHUFFLESLIDESHOW

ALLIMAGESVIDEOS♥ FAVORITES

/// BOREDOM ELIMINATOR ///

🎰 RANDOMIZER

Press the button. Trust the cave.

?

SPIN THE CAVE Chooses from your local archive and your saved playlists.

/// CHANNEL 00 ///

GOONCAVE TV

◀PLAY▶

CH 00NO PROGRAM00:00

NO MEDIA SIGNAL

SCANLINESLOOP

★ CHANNEL QUEUE

/// WINAMP 2.91 ///

MUSIC ROOM

NOT PLAYING

00:00 / 00:00

⏮▶⏭

LOAD

Public YouTube embeds work in hosted mode. Account-level YouTube Music control requires an official OAuth integration.

No video loaded.

★ PLAYLIST

ADD

/// MEME / POSTER WORKSHOP ///

CAPTION LAB

★ CONTROLS

IMAGE TEXT

FONT Arial BlackImpactCourier NewGeorgiaTrebuchet MSComic Sans MSVerdanaTimes New RomanSIZE

TEXT OUTLINE

EFFECT NONEDROP SHADOWNEON GLOWGLITCHRAINBOWSCANLINEALIGN CENTERLEFTRIGHT

Y POSITION

EXPORT PNGSAVE RECIPE

★ PREVIEW

★ SAVED RECIPES

/// MOTION LAB ///

GIF FORGE

★ SOURCE VIDEO

START SECONDS

FPS 81215WIDTH 320480640

MAKE GIF

GIF encoding can be heavy. The app will load gif.js only when you click MAKE GIF. A local ffmpeg workflow is included in README for fully offline use.

★ OUTPUT

Your GIF will appear here.

/// FRIEND NETWORK ///

SOCIAL

★ WHO'S AWAKE

★ GUESTBOOK

SIGN

★ SHARED DROP

Shared uploads live in the common archive when this app is connected to the hosted backend.

OPEN SHARED ARCHIVE

/// TELEMETRY ///

CAVE STATISTICS

TOTAL TIME00:00:00

MEDIA VIEWED0

LONGEST SESSION00:00:00

CURRENT STREAK1 DAY

★ ACHIEVEMENTS

/// AFTER HOURS ARCADE ///

ARCADE

★ REACTION TEST

WAIT FOR GREEN

START

Best: — ms

★ NUMBER GUESS

I picked 1–50.GUESS5 attempts

★ CAVE SNAKE

START SNAKE

/// RETRO BROWSER ///

GOONCAVE INTERNET

Netscape Navigator // GOONCAVE INTERNET_ □ ×

YOUTUBE TIKTOK REDDIT ARCHIVE.ORG WEB

GOOPEN EXTERNAL

THIS SITE REFUSES TO LIVE INSIDE OUR TINY INTERNET.Use OPEN EXTERNAL to visit it in a normal tab.

Some modern websites block embedding with security headers. GOONCAVE detects the failure and gives you a one-click external fallback.

/// FULL SCREEN MEDIA LAB ///

VISUAL ROOM

FULLSCREENRANDOMIZE

GRID MASONRY SLIDESHOW FULLSCREEN CRT MODE WINDOWS 98 DVD SCREENSAVER MATRIX MODE AMBIENT

MODE: GRID0 ITEMS ALLOW MEDIA SOUND

/// SYSTEM CONTROL ///

CONTROL PANEL

★ PROFILE

DISPLAY NAME HANDLE ACCENT SAVE SETTINGS

★ DISPLAY

BOOT SPLASH ONOFFCRT EFFECT ONOFFDESKTOP MODE NORMALCOMPACT

★ DATA

Media, settings, playlists and progress are synced to your GOONCAVE account on the cPanel server. Hetzner/S3 storage can be added later without changing your account model.

EXPORT SETTINGSCLEAR LOCAL DATAADMIN CONSOLE